(via alscientist)
“He had a little cocaine problem. And you know how people who have to quit an addiction cold turkey sometimes replace the drug with a really angry version of Jesus? That’s ______. Be careful around him.”
-blog buddy Seth about a former boss.
I wish everyone came with such a clear explanation.
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
(Source: handaxe, via laszlotastic)
